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frog and bug

April 28, 2004, 12:22 PM

i was a big frog. my partner was a cute little bug. the scene is a grassy knoll, strangely reminiscent of linoleum floors, with a sky uncannily similar to a series of flourescent lights. i had just woken up from a long nap, and the cute little bug was flying around happily minding her own business.

i'm a big frog. before i go to class, i'm going to eat breakfast

i'm a little bug! the weather's nice, so i feel really good.

ahh! that bug over there looks really delicious.

mr. frog comes over to the bug

aah! mr. frog, please don't eat me.

but, i'm really hungry.

i'm really small, so it's probably best if you don't eat me

even though you're really small, i still want to eat you!

wait. if you don't eat me, i'll bake you a cake instead.

oh oh! what kind of cake?

a delicious cheescake. a cheesecake is as delicious as i am.

cheesecake! i hate cheesecake!

... i can also make sushi.

your sushi will be too small.

but i can get my friends to help me. we can make some really big sushi. we can start making it right now.

that will take up a lot of time. i want to eat now!

wait! please don't eat me!

mr. frog eats mr. bug

aaa! the frog ate me!

mmm, yummy. that was really good bug

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